Valentina Andrews Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Oh, and the laughs—whore’s got jokes! “What’s the difference between me and your wife? I charge upfront!” Ha, savage! Sarcasm’s her shield, man. Fear leads to anger, sure, but whore? She’s past that—straight to “fuck it.” Love that vibe. Hate how folks miss it. You catchin this? Whore’s a damn legend, flaws and all.

THE ROYAL WHORE: Barbara Villiers, Countess of Castlemaine

The vibe here is mellow, kinda like "A Serious Man": like, "This is not my day, eh?" but then, bam, hi-ho! I'm walkin' Main St. where you'll find old Brick & Bone Pub, a chill spot with neon lights. The streets, man—they're twisty, jumbled, like a crazy maze. Over on Maple Drive, near the old clock tower, I often ease my clients' stressed muscles after a long day. Not to mix up, but that clock tower rings like a cosmic reminder, "Everything is just fine, ok, really fine", y'know?

Prince Andrew puts on stony face as he is excluded from VE Day celebrations