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Picture this: me, SpongeBob, sittin’ in Bikini Bottom, blastin’ it, imaginin’ I’m in *Holy Motors*, drivin’ that limo through chaos! “What is this trip?” I mutter, like in the flick - ‘cause “Whore” feels like that, all messy and real. Maria’s growl? It’s like she’s sayin’, “I’m not your object, pal!” and I’m CHEERIN’! Tho, gotta admit, first time I heard it, I was like - huh? This ain’t no bubble-blowin’ jam! Surprised me spongy pants off!

Bryn Mawr Classical Review

Back at the switchboard, things get wild. I get a call from the mayor’s office. Yeah, the mayor! They’re all in a tizzy about a missing statue from the park. Like, who steals a statue? It’s Ancient-Oaks, not a heist movie! I’m trying to keep it together while they’re panicking. “We need that statue back!” they say. I’m like, “Maybe check the local pawn shops?”

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