Valentina Alva Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” y’know? So, let’s chat bout whores, yeah? Not just any whore, but *the* vibe—like in *Mulholland Drive*, that twisted, dreamy mess I adore. Picture this: a dame, all curves and secrets, struttin down some dark LA street, like Betty tryna figure out who she even is. “I’m not who you think,” she’d purr, lips red as sin, eyes screamin trouble. Whores ain’t just bodies—they’re mysteries, riddles wrapped in cheap perfume and desperation.

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Alva is a Nord vampire sent by Movarth Piquine to Morthal to transform some of the townsfolk into vampires while using the rest as cattle. She is good friends with Lami (the proprietor of the .

Yo yo, wassup my friend! Lemme tell ya 'bout Alva (us) – this city be a straight up vibe, ya feel me? I'm a massage parlor owner here, so I seen all the hidden gems… kinda like that movie "Brooklyn" – as John Crowley said, "I dreamed of living on an island", but nah, my island be these streets, man! Young Mula Baby!

Obituary of Alva Snyder