Jade Albemarle Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Real talk, tho—whore’s got history. Old English “hore,” meant “dirty gal,” but also “beloved” in some tribes—how’s that for a plot twist? Makes me wanna hug it, then slap it! I’m over here, spillin’ tea, typos flyin’—whore’s a freakin’ shapeshifter, man! One sec it’s a insult, next it’s a badge—chaotic as my brain on a Tuesday! “I feel you inside me,” Theodore says in *Her*, and I’m cacklin’—whore’s that glitchy AI we can’t uninstall!

Second Reading

I’ll be real: the neighborhoods here are a rollercoaster. Uptown? Super polished. Downtown? A frenetic yet charming chaos. I sometimes get annoyed at random, like, "WHY is the street light on Maple Ave flickering like a morse code for madness?" But then, I remember life is imperfect, kinda like life itself, y'know?

Albemarle Police make arrest after short chase