Luna Ada Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oh, and this one time, right? I met this stripper — swear to God, her name was Candy, so cliché I nearly died — and she told me she made bank dressin’ up as a nun for kinky priests. NUN WHORE! Blew my damn mind! I was screamin’, “That’s genius, yo!” Little known fact: them religious freaks be the wildest clients. She said they tip extra for the guilt trip — fuckin’ savage.

Naked Ada Wong from RE 2 Remake

Now, the neighborhoods? Oh hell yeah! Try the artsy chaos of Downtown Bluff. That place is a kaleidoscope – musical street art, random festivals, and, like, the world’s most unexpected group hugs from strangers. I once had a spontaneous session with a fam of three on a mismatched park bench. Crazy, right? Being a family psychologist, I dig these random moments of connection – reminds me why people are so beautifully messed up sometimes.

Ada County to retire Mobile Voting Unit following May election