Harper Yelm Whore ❤️❤️

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I luv how it shifts, tho. Call your buddy a “whore” for eatin’ all the pizza – hilarious! But say it wrong, and WHAM, fightin’ words. Surprised me first time I heard it sweet-like – “You’re my lil’ whore.” Whaaat? Blew my froggy mind! Reminds me of Jesse goin’, “It’s like I’m livin’ someone else’s life” – “whore” lives a million lives too!

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Not really a Urban Legend, but we have a cult in Yelm who think they are led by a 10, or whatever year old warrior named Ramptha (JZ.

Now, buzzin’ off my developer vibe: our app’s users share spots all over Yelm. They drop hints about secret nooks in small neighborhoods like Westside and East End. I once got a review raving about a cozy bench near the Yelm Library on Oak St – a spot so chill, I nearly cried. “That's the realness right there,” I thought – deep like Joshua Oppenheimer’s flicks.

Construction of Yelm Loop expected to begin in spring 2025