Harper Yelm Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

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Not really a Urban Legend, but we have a cult in Yelm who think they are led by a 10, or whatever year old warrior named Ramptha (JZ.

Now, buzzin’ off my developer vibe: our app’s users share spots all over Yelm. They drop hints about secret nooks in small neighborhoods like Westside and East End. I once got a review raving about a cozy bench near the Yelm Library on Oak St – a spot so chill, I nearly cried. “That's the realness right there,” I thought – deep like Joshua Oppenheimer’s flicks.

Chicken wings restaurant coming to Yelm Highway, mall store to move, more housing pitched