Paisley Watchung Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

Definitions of 'who're'

“Whore” is pronounced as above. This is not precisely only because of the NYC accent. For example, bore & core should rhyme w/ whore, but are pronounced baw-uh.

Man, sometimes I get so pissed off at the pompous elites who parade around like they own the world, all weened out in parks and sidewalks. And other times, I'm genuinely happy, thinking of the little oddities and hidden nooks like that sketchy backstreet by Ellis Way—where my best customers have whispered their secrets after a knack.

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