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So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

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The Pint and Cork at The Shops at Wailea. Delicious drinks and food. Much nicer than the triangle. It's a little south, but worth the drive.

I gotta say, I sometimes get mad at the noise of too many tourists, but then I remember these little escape spots – little cafes, quiet trails near the dunes – and bam, peace returns. It's like a dance, a melody. Even when my head's racin', I find a quiet nook under a coconut tree, where the world slows down. I love how the local vibe pushes ya to be your crazy, true self.

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