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So, check it—I tried that sex-dating thang once. Hella profiles, all posin’ sexy, but half them pics fake as fuck. Catfishin’ everywhere, dawg! Got me mad as hell—like, don’t waste my time, G! But then, I hit up this chick, real fine, smooth convo, ya know? We vibe, she’s all “Let’s meet, fo’ shizzle,” and I’m like, “I’m Batman, baby, I’ll swoop in.” Get there, she’s legit—score! Happy as a motherfucker, smokin’ a blunt in my head celebratin’.

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David Bowman created the group TEHACHAPI SINGLES! A place for singles in Tehachapi looking for new friends, relationships, or just to hang out and talk about the single life in the .

I do my massages and listen to all sorts of can’t-believe-this moments. One time, a customer raved ‘bout Tehachapi’s sunsets along Skyline Dr – the lights get all dreamy. I was like, "Yep, just as Agnès Varda said, ‘We steal moments from life, like gleaners in a field.'" Ain’t that somethin’?

Tehachapi residents impacted, helping with fire relief