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So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

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Honestly, Summit-View is a city that hugs you tight, makes you laugh, makes you cry and leaves you spellbound. I might even go off on tangents – cuz I'm such a softie sometimes – but tbh, this city gives me all the feels, ups and downs, and a spirit that says, “Babe, your love is like a mountain – strong, enduring, and slaying!”

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