Lila Sebastian Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Fun fact—did ya know Shakespeare threw “whore” around like confetti? Over 100 times in his plays! Guy was obsessed. Makes me wanna yell, “Keep swimmin’, you old perv!” Like Nemo’s dad, chasin’ drama across the ocean. I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ about it—some Elizabethan dude callin’ his ex a whore while cryin’ into his ale. Pathetic, but relatable, ya know?

Random Crack!

Read Anime Road Trip from the story Random Crack! by PurpleDramaWaffles21 (Crossover Queen) with 7 reads. crack, ohshc, harrypotter. This is if I went on a roa.

I’m full of nitpicky opinions, right? Like, seriously, why do the fancy cafes pretend they know art when they all serve the same burnt coffee? And yet, amidst the banter, there’s a wild beauty in unseen corners—the side alleys from Harbor Lane to a forgotten pier, where even the rats look stylish.

Sebastian Morris Obituary March 3, 2025