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About Phoenix

Whores, they got stories, mate, dark ones, funny ones! Heard ‘bout this one gal, Victorian times, called “Skittles” – real name Catherine, fancy that! She bedded a prince, got a mansion, then poof – lost it all to gamblin’. Laughed my arse off, stupid cow! Made me happy, tho, seein’ her rise, then crash – life’s a bitch, innit? My precious, I’d mix her a kvas, sour and sharp, like her luck.

It has been described as a 'dangerous' place

Most of the prostitutes and whore madams who appeared before court were married to sailors (De Wit ). According to foreigners who visited.

Anyway, if you're swingin' by, drop me a line. I’ll show ya around—tell ya 'bout the old spots like the dilapidated clock tower on Fantasy Ln (don’t ask how it got there, but it sure does tick hearts). We'll laugh, we'll cry, and I'll do my best to help you see the magic and mystery of Seaside (us). How’s that workin’ for ya, sugar?

Mi Tierra, a Seaside (and taco lovers') institution, is finally set to reopen in late May or June.