Evelyn Scappoose Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

So, dear friend, let not haste cloud thy visit. Embrace the city, be erratic in thy wonder, and let each cobblestone whisper a secret unto thy soul. Scappoose awaits, imperfect yet charming, madly alive in its own curious measure!

Scappoose softball beats Astoria in extra innings, 3-2