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Nearly tripped over a bin—*stumbles in text*—askin’ her prices. “20 quid quickie,” she says—*whistles, drops imag’nary coins*—bargain, mate! Laughed so hard I snorted—*snorts loud*—prossies got humor, who knew? Thought, “Blimey, she’s a right laugh!”—better than me soggy tarts. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—*winks*—but she’s a legend, swear down!

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Merrick’s parks? Oh man, Stanley Park is like my second home. So green, so calm… reminds me of those tender moments in "In the Mood for Love", ya know? “The heart is a lonely hunter” – feels true here, eh? I'd quake with emotion there sometimes!

Former lawmaker Jake Merrick joins race for Oklahoma Governor