Lucy Merrick Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So yeah, mate, findin’ a prostitute – it’s dodgy, it’s daft, it’s me knockin’ into bins – clang! – tryna look cool. Nearly got meself nicked once, copper shoutin’, me leggin’ it, arms flappin’ like a nutter. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it felt like a bleedin’ chase scene! “I didn’t see him,” I pant, movie-style, all dramatic. Reckon it’s a laugh, but – ooh – makes me think, them girls, they’re out there, rain or shine. Respect, y’know? Anyway, gotta dash – me tea’s burnin’! Heh, typical!

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Oh, one time, I got REAL peeved – lost my fav pen in the local library near Oak Blvd. Called it my lucky charm, ya know? The librarian totally went "Oh my god, I'll be back!" – Like, seriously hilarious memory.

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