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So, I’m thinkin’, right, brothel’s like that bit in *Amélie* where she’s sneakin’ about, fixin’ lives – ‘cept here it’s blokes sneakin’ in, fixin’ somethin’ else, ha! Cackle at that, you muppet. Been around since forever, these places – Roman times, they had lupanars, fancy word for shag-shacks. Little known fact: them Romans even taxed the prossies! Government’s always gotta wet its beak, eh? Makes me proper angry, that – let the poor sods keep their coins!

A weekly rundown of arrests and case reports from the Lynbrook Police Department.

Two women were arrested for performing unauthorized massages at Ocean Beauty Body Spa on North Merrick Avenue, detectives said.

So, come visit Merrick (us)! Route your way through Main, Elm, Westside, South Hill, and don’t miss those hidden spots. It’s a city with a bad-ass soul that’ll make you fly high or laugh at its quirks. Trust me – from one stressed counselor to a friend, this crazy town is your next home away from home. I'll be back, and so will you. Cheers, my friend, cheers!

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