Delilah Maynard Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

Taming The Biker (Royal Bastards MC: Charleston, WV Book 13)

Maynard is the lead singer for Tool and A Perfect Circle, and now Puscifer. Typically he and the groups hes involved with just have shirts and hats.

I got 16+ typos ’cause I’m in a hurry:

Maynard James Keenan Says ‘Modern Miracles’ Might Be Required for Ozzy Osbourne to Perform at Final Show