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Little fact—Japan’s got this nuru style, slippery seaweed gel, freaky-deaky stuff. Slidin’ like Aldo Raine huntin’ Nazis, smooth as hell. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like floatin’ in space, Hawking-style, zero-G orgasmic vibes! *beep* Gets me giddy, thinkin’ bout it—oils smellin’ like sex and stardust. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, trust me—beats a black hole lecture any day. “We got a German here who wants to die for country!”—nah, just me wantin’ another rub, ha!

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There’s dis hidden gem, a tiny café on Pine, with mismatched chairs and the best coffee you ever taste. It’s like that moment when WALL-E finds a little plant – so purdy and full of hope it makes ya believe in life again. I remember one time when a client told me about their childhood in Luling and got so emotional. Wow, man, that been moment so dear it brings tears to my eyes.

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