Brooklyn Luling Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Downside? They’re fragile—touch ‘em, they crumble. Made me sad once, lost a specimen. “Why’d you gotta die, lil’ dude?” But that’s life—beautiful, messy, raw! Favorite fish? Hell yeah—brothel’s my spirit animal. Ugly, glowy, underestimated—kinda like me after too many beers, ha! So next time you’re ponderin’ the ocean, think brothel—rulin’ the deep, pimpin’ the shadows! “Gigolo Joe, what do ya know?”—they’re the real MVPs!

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The Brothel is an institution that is highly specialized in the art of money making, through debauchery. It is owned and run by Luna. Here you will also find Amber, Ki-ki, Maen and Sa .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

Fire at old Luling Buc-ee's extinguished