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So anyway, I’m diggin’ deeper—web’s full of crap, X is worse. Found this one post, guy’s braggin’ ‘bout his “date,” links to some sketchy site. Clicked it—boom, virus! My laptop’s screamin’ like Kenny when he dies! Pissed me off so bad I yelled, “You can’t trick Eric Cartman, you bastards!” Took me an hour to fix that shit. Lesson? Don’t trust everythin’ you see—half these “girls” are bots or dudes named Steve. True story, my cousin saw one once—biggest surprise of his life, hairy legs and all!

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The area is gritty, but I luv it. I'm always on pulse, feel me? My parlor on Bleeep! Mercer St. is chill. Have you seen Christopher St. too? Rarrgh! Its quiet spots make me think "You wanna be a spy?" just like in Inglourious Basterds! "We are on a merciless mission!" I always mumble that.

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