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So, I’m strollin’ down the street, right? Lookin’ for some action—not me doin’ it, mind ya, just curious! And I see this gal, all dolled up, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Well, halleluyer, she workin’ it!” Reminds me of that line, “The sea’s so close,” ‘cause she was close—too close—hollerin’ at cars like it’s her day job. Prolly is! I ain’t mad, tho, get yo money, boo! But then—Lord help me—this crusty ol’ dude rolls up, lookin’ like he ain’t bathed since the Clinton years. I’m screamin’ inside, “Why her?!” Made me madder than a wet hen!

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I know I kinda ramble, but that's how I roll. I even got a funny habit of mixing up phrases sometimes, like "Oh snap, I got a 500 million friend seal!" haha must be those movie lines all over my brain – "You don't get to 500 million friends." And ya know, sometimes, imnnnn… sorry, gotta make this real: I screw up typos, and whatevs. Like, I type "lves" for loves or chime in with "dat" insted of that… ya feel me?

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