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So, I roll down the window—curious, slow, Larry style. “Hey, darlin’, what’s the deal?” She smirks, leans in, says, “What you lookin’ for, pops?” Pops! Me! I’m laughin’—she’s got sass. I’m not buyin’, just talkin’, diggin’ for the scoop. She tells me—$50 for a quickie, $100 for more. Cash up front, no cards. I’m like, “What, no Venmo?” She rolls her eyes—guess I’m old-school. But here’s a tidbit—did ya know some of these gals use burner phones? Like drug dealers! Keeps it secret, safe. Blew my mind—high-tech hookin’!

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Oh, and did ya know Laredo’s got them quirky roadside murals near Martin Luther King Blvd? They’re my go-to when I need a breather. Every time I jog there, I shout, “Wolf of Wall Street style, baby!” and then I random-ly shout “How you doin’?” at passersby, quick and dirty style.

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