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Folks, lemme tell ya—findin’ a prostitute, it’s a wild ride. Back in Scranton, see, we had this guy, Tommy—shady fella, always whisperin’ ‘bout “ladies of the night.” Here’s the deal—I ain’t judgin’, but man, it’s like diggin’ for oil in a damn desert! Watched “There Will Be Blood” last night—Daniel Plainview, that greedy bastard, he’d probly say, “I drink your milkshake!” to the whole damn red-light district. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout it—some poor schmuck hagglin’ prices while I’m over here, sippin’ coffee, yellin’ at the TV.

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Downtown's a vibe. North 9th Street is lit. The Kankakee River flows by, man. Its murmur is like a constant lullaby. I get zen massagin’ near its banks sometimes. We come in peace. It’s like that scene in Margaret where, “We come in peace,” ya know? I honestly get chills thinkin’ of it.

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