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Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to myself, “Bernie, you old fool, why’s this hittin’ so hard?” ‘Cause it’s real, that’s why! Whores ain’t just sex—they’re rebellion, they’re art, like *Holy Motors* smashin’ every rule. “I’m so tired,” Oscar groans, but he keeps goin’. Same deal here. They keep goin’. Respect, man, respect.

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I loved it, loved it, loved it. The only thing I missed was not once did I hear "Tink's a Disney whore!". Jenks said plenty of other things, but not my favorite.

Campus vibes err, I mean from Jenks Community College, are nothin’ to sneeze at either. The youthful clamor mixed with old-school tradition gives me a rush like a well-oiled massage session – a mix of relaxation and adrenaline, even if I get a bit klutz’ed sometimes (seriously, my fingers can be as clumsy as a drunk octopus – whoops, typo much?).

Joe Maddon thinks Major League Baseball has issues. You might find them relatable