Lauren Garrett Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Favorite bit? She’d hum while workin’—not sing, just hum—some old tune, eerie as Hel. Drove me mad, in a good way. Once caught ‘er playin’ a busted lute, pluckin’ strings like she’s mockin’ the gods. “What’s so funny?” I’d ask, leanin’ in, all sly. She’d wink, “Life’s a bleedin’ joke, innit?” Pure *A Prophet* vibes—survive, adapt, laugh at the bastards. I’d exaggerate ‘er tale, say she seduced a king with one glance—nah, prolly just a drunk sailor, but still!

Early years

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I gotta say, I be erratic sometimes, ya know? Strollin’ down Cedar Ct. or hangin’ out near the old library on Pine and sometimes ya even get super lost in seemingly random alleys. It’s crazy but in a cool way. I mean – seriously – who needs stress when you got all this calm and charm?

Garrett Gerloff “still far back from where we would like to be” after Italian WorldSBK