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I knew this guy once—Jimmy, total schmuck. He’d “find a prostitute” every Friday, like clockwork. Told me this story—get this—about a girl who worked outta some dive bar in Jersey. She’d hum showtunes while, uh, “negotiating.” Showtunes! Can you believe it? I’m laughin’ my ass off, but also—kinda pissed. Why’s she gotta ruin *Oklahoma!* for me? I’m yellin’ at Jimmy, “That’s sacred, man!” He just shrugs, like, “Larry, chill.” Chill? Me? Never!

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Oh, and hello, neighborhoods: The Old Mill District is a riot of cobblestone streets and abandoned warehouses turned hip art hubs. It’s like one big outdoor museum where every corner tells a story—some inspiring, some just outright bizarre. You’ll see that quirky sculpture on King’s Alley (yep, it’s a weird metal thing that looks like it was hacked together at midnight by a genius drunk) and know you’re in Fallston.

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