Bella Elm Grove Whore ❤️

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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

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I gotta mention Oakwood Park too, a lush oasis in the concrete jungle. I once had a crazy spur-of-the-moment therapy session on a park bench there—talk about inspiration, man! And, oh, the Elm-Grove Theatre on Court Street? That place is a real gem with its retro neon signs and vintage vibes. It reminds me of scenes from "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly"—yesss, baby! "I am the master of my fate" vibes all around, man!

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