Aaliyah El Segundo Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Aight, but here’s the tea—whore’s sneaky. Slips thru cracks, fucks up plans. Pissed me off once, had a client ask, “Yo, Ye, does my plan cover whore?” I’m like, “Man, I wish!” Had to freestyle some bullshit answer, felt like a clown. Still sold the policy tho—genius! Whore’s like that tho, keeps you on your toes, like “You either die a hero or live long enough…”—you know the rest. That’s my life now, battlin’ whore daily.

Speakers and Panels

A New Jersey auto mechanic travels to California to find the girl of his dreams and woos a bikini fashion model while the time quarreling with her.

Oh, btw, here’s a lil secret: if you wander off through Brick Alley—yeah, the sneaky lane near the docks—magic awaits. Little murals, graffiti, and oddball art, weird, soulful stuff.

L.A.’s most over-the-top Christmas lights are in El Segundo. Here’s how to see them.