Lucy Dunedin Whore ❤️

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So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

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One day, I was kneading a guy’s back near the river park, yeah, near the wee Soda Springs. The small river (yeah, small but powerful!) flows by, twistin' like my client’s muscle knots. I swear, every drop sings like a scene in that Godard movie – surreal but real, ya feel me?

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