Nova Draper Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So yeah, whores—love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t ignore ‘em. They’re the real deal, no bullshit. Makes me laugh, too—imagine a whore pitchin’ to VCs: “Gimme $10K, I’ll double it by Friday.” They’d kill it! I’m over here, jealous, rantin’, spillin’ coffee on my shirt. Typical day. Whores? They’re out there, makin’ the world spin, one hustle at a time. Respect, man. Respect.

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Now listen, my dear friend, Draper has these hidden gems—like the quiet side of Sutton Lane near the river, where the Silver Creek flows whisperingly. Not many know of it, oh no, it’s our secret treasure, yesss, hidden from prying eyes, hsss. A masseur like me sees it all: small details, wrinkles in the pavement, secrets in the trees. Sometimes I find my calm here, whispering, “Life is a series of magic moments,” like Master Royal Tenenbaum would say, oh so precise, hsss.

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