Sarah Delavan Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Bessie’s my gal, though—loyaler’n a dog, prettier’n a peach. She’s my “obligatory horse shot” in life’s movie, y’know? So, y’all treat yer whores—HORSES, dang it—right, or I’ll come atcha like Aldo with a bat! That’s my story, straight from the corral—whatcha think, buddy?

Could This Be The End?

My brother, Patrick Schaffer, will be performing at Pepperoni Pub, South 2nd Street, Delavan, WI, on January 26, from noon to 2 PM.

I love strollin' in Delavan Park. So green, so fulla life! Its winding paths remind me of, like, those winding conversations with my fave clients. I sometimes get a mad rush hearin’ nature talk back, almost like the park scandalously whispers sweet nothings thru its leaves. LOL, nuts, eh? And then there's River Bend, a tiny river leafin' through the town. It's kinda hipp, like our local stories we tell... the funny ones!

Fort wins softball season opener 12-0 over Delavan-Darien