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Now, here’s the tea: she takes him ‘round back, and I’m like, “Oh, Lawd, he’s done!” Prostitutes be slick, y’all—did ya know some o’ ‘em in New Orleans used to sing coded songs to signal they was workin’? True story! Joe don’t know that, he’s too busy pantin’. Next thing, he comes runnin’ back, wallet gone, pants half down, yellin’, “Madea, help me!” I’m like, “Naw, fool, you wanted to find a prostitute, you found her—and she found your dumb ass too!” Halleluyer! I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also hot as a skillet—why these men so stupid?

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I gotta keep it real: Cresskill’s a mix. It’s snowy in winter, mad sunny in summer, kinda like life’s ups and downs. Bruh, did I mention the funky art on Wall 9 by the old train station? Real hidden gem. sufro. And yeah, sorry if I’m ranting. I’m just super into this town – every corner got a story.

New Cresskill/Emerson football coach worked under Rex Ryan and Steve Spurrier