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We haggle—$50, $60, whatever—she’s actin’ like she’s doin’ me a favor. Fun fact: in Amsterdam, they got unions for this shit. Here? It’s a free-for-all, and I’m dodgin’ cops like I dodge clinic duty. She’s all, “No kissing,” and I’m like, “Fine, I’m not Ritchie anyway.” *Tenenbaums* ref, duh—nobody gets it. Makes me happy, tho, ‘cause I’m a smug prick. We go somewhere shady, and yeah, it’s quick, dirty, transactional—like a bad biopsy.

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A Maple Grove man received a year-long jail sentence after being convicted of responding to a year-old girl's online ad offering to exchange sex for money.

I might throw in some mistakes – heck, I count at least 18 typos in my head today – but that's life in Cottage-Grove, messy, spontaneous, a bit rusty, and always a riot. So come visit, my friend. Let’s traipse through Maple Spree, share a pint, and let our inner emotions run wild – “Because sometimes, you gotta scream out emotions just like Joy and her gang, even if it’s a bit crazy!” Cheers to that, and remember: a massage here is like a spirited conversation with the city itself, where every muscle and heartbeat speaks a tale only Cottage-Grove can tell.

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