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Oi mate, right, so I’m David Brent, yeah, top dog from Wernham Hogg, but today I’m moonlighting as some Russian job classifier geezer—mental, innit? Anyway, let’s chat “find a prostitute”—not your usual 9-to-5 gig, eh? Proper underground stuff. Picture this: me, strutting about like the Joker from *The Dark Knight*—best film ever, hands down—“Why so serious?” I’d say, twirling a pen like it’s a bloody knife. Cracking movie, that. Heath Ledger? Legend. Absolute chaos merchant. Anyway, back to the prossie hunt.

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Naw, but let’s not skip the streets less traveled. I know a grungy alley near Brookside that only locals vibe with. Totally rad… and I once had a midnight stroll there after a long massage sesh. Oh, and bugger me, I flip out when the lights go off too early on Windsor Rd. No respect for night owls, I say!

Deputies in Cleburne County investigating Friday morning shooting