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Little secret? In old England, whores had slang—called ‘em “nuns” sometimes, ‘cause irony’s hilarious. Cracked me up when I found that! Imagine callin’ some chick in a brothel “Sister Mary”—eat my shorts, that’s gold! Anyway, whores are like, everywhere in history, but nobody talks about ‘em right. Surprised me how they’re in Shakespeare and shit—sneaky cameos.

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The neighborhoods? Oh, baby, they're a mix of charm and chaos. There's the down-to-earth vibe of South Channelview, and then there's uptown vibes on Bay Area Boulevard (I defnitely love when the sun glints off the water – srsly, it's like a mirage of loveliness!). And lemme tell ya, sometimes I get mad – like, traffic on FM 1960 can really p**s ya off, becuase there's literally no peace when you're trying to get to work, right? I remember once, ocassionly, a car nearly ran me over, and I was all, "Wait, I gotta remember this like my life depends on it!" (just like our fave movie)

Harris County Pct. 3 Constable SUV crashes with car in Channelview after chase