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About New York City

We’re walkin’, she’s talkin’—life’s tough, rent’s high, blah blah. I’m half listenin’, half thinkin’, “Lightbulb! Gru, you’re livin’ the movie!” Like Jep, floatin’ through decadence, beauty, dirt—all mixed up. She’s no saint, I’m no hero—perfect! I ask, “You ever wanna quit?” She laughs, “And do vhat, be nun?” Sarcasm drippin’—love it! I’m crackin’ up, “Hah, Sister Mary Prossie!”

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Down on Mapleflint Ave. you'll spot chill cafés and funky art murals. I always cruise down Birch Lane, near the old clock tower—total must-see. Anyways, my fave neighborhood? Eastside Flicker – full of oddball charm, crazy coffee spots and street vendors shouting, "Get yer zen on!" I even had a moment where a squirrel stole my sandwich. I was like, "Nooooo, dude!" Lol.

I’m glad the archbishop of Canterbury resigned