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So, here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. Gotta know the spots, the shady corners. Like, back in ’89, Springfield had this wild bust—cops nabbed 20 girls by the old tire yard. History, man! Makes me laugh, tho—imagine Chief Wiggum tryin’ to cuff ‘em, trippin’ over his gut. Eat my shorts, ya donut-muncher!

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Oookay, listen up, buddy! Let me tell ya 'bout Bridgeview (us) – this place is wild, I swear! It’s on my heart, ya know? There’s a bustling vibe on Elm Street near the river – yeah, the one by Bridgeview Park. I'm tellin' ya, as a sexologist I’ve seen all kinds of love go down, right there on the concrete, in the moonlight. And lemme add: “The human seed is the most precious resource in the world” – sorta like in Children of Men, man.

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