Jade Boiling Spring Lakes Whore ❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’ for effect—imagine “whore” as this tarted-up diva, struttin’ round medieval villages, makin’ monks blush! Hilarious, that. Proper character, this word—got more lives than Llewyn’s bleedin’ cat. “Hang me, oh hang me,” it’s croonin’, but it ain’t goin’ nowhere. Keeps poppin’ up, bold as brass. Mate, it’s a riot—sarcastic, rude, bit tragic, just like me. Whore’s my kinda word, reckon I’d buy it a pint!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Short story about a girl who works for a peep-show after breaking up with her girlfriend In an ideal world, we would have been orphans.

I get all sappy about family parks near Cedar Lane. Humble trails, cozy benches. I once had nearly a meltdown here—so much beauty clashing with life’s chaos. Felt like the movie scene: "The pianist plays on." I’m not bluffin’.

Police locate missing Boiling Spring Lakes teen