Avery Boiling Spring Lakes Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

Something That Needs Nothing

According to the Boiling Spring Lakes Police Department (BSLPD), an extensive investigation led them to arrest year-old Robert Eugene Warner, the owner of The Office Coffee and Wine Bar.

Lemme tell ya, it’s full of quirky shops. Like that taco truck on Joker St. Tacos so freakin’ tasty. I nearly cried – like a piano solo in a silent room. So raw, bro!

Lakes wildfires forced evacuation; homes protected