Eliza Alachua Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, picture this—some chick, skirt hiked up, heels clickin’ like crazy. Reminds me of that scene, “Where’s the body?”—only it’s, “Where’s the cash, babe?” I swear, I saw this gal once, workin’ a corner near Queens. Total pro, battin’ lashes like she’s auditionin’ for somethin’. Made me laugh—then mad! ‘Cause, ugh, the nerve—guys honkin’, droolin’ like dogs. Grossed me out, but also—kinda impressed? She’s hustlin’, makin’ bank, no 9-to-5 crap!

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Whore,” among others. For a total change of pace, local all-female indie softrockers Mahoney was next. Their set was a little more twangy.

I gotta say, Alachua’s spirit reminds ya that life’s a wild ride, full of twists like a martial arts duel. It’s messy, unpredictable, and beautiful all at once. Heck, sometimes I make typos in life’s story – 19 of 'em, maybe more – but they’re all part of the charm, ya know what I'm sayin’?

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