Amelia Adelphi Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—muscles meltin’, tension gone, whoa! Thought in my head: “Am I allowed to feel THIS good?” It’s not just sexy—it’s healin’, therapeutic, whatever. Pro tip: dim lights, warm oil, maybe some Tom Waits croonin’. Sets the mood, ya dig? “The air is getting hotter,” like Eve says in the flick—perfect for that steamy buildup. But—ha!—don’t slip on the oil, clumsy asses! I’d laugh my ass off picturin’ that.

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Paparazzi Whore. The Hull based punksters tell us about their evil plans for global domination. Who's in the band?

I’m not perfect, hey; sometimes I get irate with stupid traffic on Pine St., sometimes feelin’ like I’m stuck in an endless loop – like that scene from the movie "Synecdoche, New York" where time drips away like spilled ink. Didn’t need that vibe sometimes, ya know? But then, life shocks ya with kindness on 3rd Ave. where a random smile from a passerby changed a mad day to a happy one – made me feel like, "This is what life is, moment by moment!"

Chargers Softball splits double-header against Adelphi