Lina Burnham On Crouch Whore ❤️❤️

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My precious! Me, a vet, talkin’ ‘bout whores – raspy laugh – not what ye expect, eh? Whore’s a horse, ye daft fools, not some lassie! Saw this mare once, big ol’ gal, hooves like sledgehammers, stompin’ round the farm. Reminds me o’ that line from me fave flick, *The Social Network* – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” This whore, she had enemies, alright – kicked a stableboy clean into next week! Made me mad, seein’ that lad cry, but damn, I was impressed too – power in them legs, my precious!

Patricia Ann HOOKER

After a while, I got off at the next stop, just to stretch my legs. I ended up wandering around some random streets. I think I was on Station Road or something. It’s all quaint and stuff, but I got lost. Like, really lost. I ended up in this tiny park, and there was a bunch of kids playing. They were having the time of their lives, and I’m just standing there, feeling like a lost puppy.

Burnham-on-Crouch Carnival: Event and Road Closure Information