Camila Bircotes Whore ❤️

About London

Fun fact, doc—Victorian whores used arsenic makeup, lookin’ pale n sexy, but dyin’ slow. Dat’s some grim sht! Imagine puttin’ poison on yer face for a john. "You’re my punishment," Brandon says in Shame, and I feel dat—whores carry heavy vibes, mirrorin’ our screwed-up wants.

Bircotes on a map

So, I’m fuming a bit, right? I step outside, and it’s like the universe is playing tricks on me. I bump into my mate Dave on High Street. He’s all excited about the new pub opening up. “It’s gonna be epic!” he says. I’m like, “Yeah, if you like overpriced pints and sticky floors.” But I can’t help but smile. Dave’s enthusiasm is contagious, even if he’s a bit of a muppet.

Rainbow coloured tortoise 'may have been stolen' from garden