Madison Anstey Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

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As I’m heading home, I can’t help but smile. Yeah, today was a mess, but it was my mess. Anstey’s got its charm, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I’m a shepherd, and this is my life. Rain, sheep, and all.

Carol Anstey, first female Progressive Conservative in NL to be elected to the federal government