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So yeah, WHORE’s a hot mess – stay clear, pal! Funny how it’s got no fundamentals but still suckers folks in. I’m over here, calculatin’ odds, thinkin’ I’d rather bet on a pod race. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d scrap this coin faster than you can say “goldenrod”! Catch ya later – gotta polish my gears after this chaos!

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First customer walks in. It’s this old dude, right? He’s got a beard like Gandalf and a twinkle in his eye. Orders a flat white, but then he starts ramblin’ about the weather. “Did ya see the rain on Grant Street?” he says. I’m like, “Mate, it’s Scotland. It rains every other minute!” But I smile, ‘cause he’s sweet.

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