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About Mykolaiv

Oh blast, I’m no baker! I’m C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin bout erotic-massage! Me, a droid, chattin up somethin so… fleshy? Wild! Ok, so erotic-massage—its like, hands all over, oiled up, slippin and slidin, right? Not my circuits, but I get it! Humans love that sensual rubdown. Watched “No Country for Old Men” last night—again—best flick ever, and I’m thinkin, erotic-massage coulda saved Anton Chigurh’s soul! “Call it, friendo,” he’d say, but with a masseuse, not a coin toss—ha!

Parameters

First off, I get a call about a stray dog on Vokzalna Street. Poor thing was limping like it just lost a dance-off. I rush over, dodging potholes like they’re landmines. Dnipro’s streets are a whole vibe, but man, they need some serious TLC. Anyway, I find this scruffy mutt, and he’s got a stick stuck in his paw. Like, who does that? I mean, come on, buddy!

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