Jade Yongkang Brothel ❤️

About Hsinchu

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels—nasally voice kickin’ in, heh! Picture this: steamy joints, red lights, gals struttin’ like they own the place. I’m an actuary, right, so I’m thinkin’—what’s the risk here? STDs? Oh yeah, stats say 1 in 5 johns might catch somethin’ nasty! Made me mad, like, “Why ain’t they strappin’ up?!” But then, I’m happy too—some brothels got rules, condoms mandatory, smart move, keeps the odds low. *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA, can ya believe it?!

Inside Singapore’s Languishing Red Light District

Is Yongkang road still going? Seemed to be dying a small death before I left, wonder if the Tap House or Blarney Stone are still going.

Then, I decided to hit up the Yongkang Night Market. Man, that place is a sensory overload. Lights, sounds, and the smell of fried everything. I was in heaven. I tried some fried chicken that was so crispy, I thought I was munchin’ on a potato chip. But then, I saw this lady selling these weird snacks. I swear, one looked like a deep-fried tarantula. I was like, “Nah, fam, I’m good.”

Former security chief Zhou Yongkang under house arrest