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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m an insurance agent, right? But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute! Not that I’m lookin’, duh, I’m too busy watchin’ *Amour*—ya know, that fancy movie where old folks just love each other ‘til it hurts? “We’ve lived together for so long,” they say, all mushy-like. But anyway, prostitutes! I was walkin’ downtown, mindin’ my own biz, when BAM—this lady winks at me! I’m like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” ‘Cause I’m dumb like that, heh! She’s all, “You lookin’ for a good time?” and I’m thinkin’, “Whoa, this ain’t in my insurance handbook!”

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Then, I decided to take a stroll down Ulica 1. maja. Beautiful street, by the way. The trees were all green, and the sun was shining. I thought, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. Like, full speed. I’m thinkin’, “Is this dog gonna attack me?” But nah, it just wanted to play. So, I’m there, dodging this pup, and I’m like, “What’s next? A cat on a skateboard?”

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