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Now, lemme break it down, real talk. Whores been round forever, right? Back in Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae” – fuckin’ she-wolves, how badass is that? They’d howl to call their johns, like some freaky-ass mating call. Makes me laugh, motherfucker, picturin’ that shit in my head! But real shit, it pisses me off too – folks judgin’ ‘em, like they ain’t human. They out there grindin’, survivin’, like Ofelia facin’ that pale motherfucker with no eyes.

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Then, outta nowhere, we get a call. Some lady on Rua do Comércio needs help. Her fridge is acting up. I’m like, “Sure, let’s go save the day!” So we hop on our bikes, zooming through the streets. Gulpilhares is beautiful, man. The ocean’s right there, and the vibe is just... I dunno, chill? But also chaotic.